Christmas has come and gone and even New Year revels are starting to be a distant memory. The world, sadly in some parts, slowly gets back to what passes for normality. In my case, as regards this blog, that means constructing a few chatty posts and the odd creative story. The latter, especially of the F/m variety, is well overdue. Shall spend some of the dull January hours developing a couple of ideas. (See below after this old tale). Festivities over I am well in need of having my own bottom severely smacked and, with that incentive, I shall put my metaphorical pen to work. In the interim I post this old tale, first shown on the malespank story site in 2008. Worth an airing here. In my primary schooldays a loathsome nine year old girl named Gillian got me an undeserved smacking. I have hated that name ever since and here, obliquely, I get my own back. The boy in the story still suffers in the time honoured way but, like Gillian's cat, he probably thought it was worth it. Happy New Year. Alfred Roy
He held out his hand as instructed. He
didn’t look, instinctively his head turned away to the wall. He had stretched
his arm and hand out in the required manner. Hold the arm out straight,
shoulder height or even higher, hold the fingers together and stretch out the
thumb. His shoulder ached from holding his arm so high. He felt the cane tap
his palm, just below his fingers and, thankfully just above the outstretched
thumb. If he was lucky the crack of the cane would hit his palm exactly right
and miss his outstretched fingers. If he was really lucky it would also miss
the tip of his thumb. This is what the boy really hoped. The last time he was
caned it had hit his thumb both times, one on each hand and that had hurt. But
that teacher wasn’t an expert. But this one was. He was very expert in caning
ten year old boys and this particular boy, face resolutely turned to study the
wall, prayed that the expertise had not faltered and that only his outstretched
palm would sting.
He heard the instruction to stretch out
his arm even further and raise it even higher. Being an obedient boy he did as
he was told and, simultaneously, pressed his small fingers together and urged
his wavering thumb to create a separateness which would spare his pain. It was
at moments like this that he dearly wished that he did not have a thumb. It may
be smaller than fingers but, unlike them, it reached tantalisingly above the
palm. And when palms were struck by a cane, deservedly so or not, the thumb
tips of unlucky ten year old boys could multiply the undesired pain that
followed. So the boy stuck out his hand as far as it would go, raised his arm
as high as the expert teacher commanded, and urged the unwanted thumb to shrink
and disappear. And as the cold cane tapped his small palm and readied itself
for the first stroke he screwed up his eyes and thought of Gillian.
Gillian would be watching and enjoying
this. A spiteful ten year old classmate who took great delight in getting small
boys into trouble. Especially ones who lived in the same street. Gillian would
get an especial thrill at seeing him standing in front of the class with his
hand outstretched. Would enjoy seeing their teacher, the expert caner, place
the rod across the boy’s palm, ready to strike. Would enjoy the whip and thwack
of the cane across that palm and, as his tears began to flow, would enjoy the
discomfort in those outstretched compliant fingers and thumb. And Gillian would
especially enjoy knowing that she was the principal cause of the distress. For
Gillian had provoked the boy, had teased him and spit at him and no one had
seen. Had kicked him and scratched him and no one had seen. And when he kicked
her back and pulled her hair, still no one had seen. And so she teased even
more and kicked even more. And finally, the boy lost control and punched her in
the face. And someone, this time, had seen. The teacher. The expert caner. And
Gillian, seeing him out of the corner of her eye, burst into copious tears and
ran to him. He had seen the punch in her face. He had seen her tears. And he
would know what to do. And so now the boy stood in front of the class, his hand
outstretched, waiting for the sting of the cane.
The cane swooped down and cracked across
his palm. All his instincts told him to withdraw and clench his fingers across
the burning fire to ease the pain. But he had been instructed to hold his arm
out straight and to stretch his small hand for two strokes of the cane. Two
strokes and then, as the fire burned into the delicate flesh, to turn and
stretch out his other hand for two further strokes. He waited. He closed his
eyes even tighter and held out his throbbing hand as far as it would stretch.
And that second stroke whipped expertly into his palm and tears rose into those
tightly closed eyes. And after it fell and cut a second avenging sting he
obediently turned and, allowing the tears to fall, he caught sight of Gillian.
Her watery vision was clearly enjoying his pain. He clenched his eyes closed
and held up his virgin hand for the third and fourth strokes. His other palm
throbbed with scholastic fire but all the pain was burned across the centre
flesh. So far his fingers and thumb had been spared. His stretched the clean
hand even further and, as instructed, held it up as high as it would go. Fingers
closed, thumb outstretched, and the breath willingly held. The only difference
now was that tears were uncontrollably trickling down his cheeks and his small
legs were trembling. But the boy, the obedient boy, held out the unblemished target
of his teacher’s wrath and agonisingly, dutifully, absorbed the two further
lines of special fire. And when it was all done and the boy was sent back to
his desk he vowed his revenge. As the twin stings burnt and bit into his flesh,
as the tears copiously flowed down a face steeled with impassivity, he looked
across at the smirking Gillian and inwardly determined vengeance. He didn’t
like girls. He had never liked girls. But now he hated them. He hated all
girls. Especially Gillian. He was a diligent and dutiful boy but he hated
Gillian. And as his hands throbbed with the incessant, tear inducing, pain the
intensity of his hatred surprised him.
Concentrating on lessons for the rest of
the day was not an easy task. The blistering pain in his hands vied with the
boy’s fertile imaginings of revenge. He and the awful Gillian lived near a
canal. Perhaps he could push her in when no one was looking. He had often seen
her on the towpath and a little push would do it. But she would scream, she
screamed very loudly, and he might be discovered. Or, even worse, she might
drown, and as much as he hated her the boy did not wish that. No, attractive as
the idea was, pushing Gillian into the canal carried too many problems. Perhaps
her bike was a better idea. Gillian was very proud of her bike and rode it
every day in their street after school. He could tamper with the brakes or let
down her tyres. The boy was sure he could find an opportunity. But tampering
with the brakes risked her falling off and breaking her neck. He warmed to the
idea of her falling off her bike but her breaking her neck was a step too far.
Like drowning in the canal it smacked of excessive revenge. Perhaps he should
just let down her tyres but that, conversely, seemed as tame as the other
possibilities seemed unnecessarily severe. The boy was on the verge of giving
up, and on that verge of giving up he rubbed the painful blisters on his hands
and, as he did so, a small secretive smile lit up his tear stained face.
Gillian, the awful Gillian, the girl who had got him caned had a cat. More than
that she had a cat on which she doted. A cat that was her pride and joy. He
didn’t know how, he didn’t know when or where, but as he rubbed his still
burning palms the boy was convinced that Gillian’s cat would be the architect
of his revenge. He didn’t think all this in such precise terms. He was only
ten. But from his confused and childish and vengeful mind he conjured up an
alluring picture of Gillian’s cat.
Within a week a plan had formed and
developed and within a few more days the opportunity arose to put it into
action. The boy had no intention of harming Gillian’s cat. He may hate Gillian
but he quite liked her cat and regularly stroked it when passing her house. And
the cat liked him and, equally regularly, used to stop by his house for a
friendly pat. And one day, two weeks
after his caning, a day when the streets were quiet and deserted he patted the
friendly cat and, picking it up, put it in the shed at the bottom of his
garden. The cat didn’t mind. A warm blanket and a dish of tinned salmon had
been studiously placed for its creature comforts. And if it did get distressed
he would eventually let it out. The completion of his plan would only take a
few hours.
It all went surprisingly easy. Within an
hour Gillian was anxiously searching for her cat. Within two hours a rumour was
spreading around the street that the cat had been seen by the canal. In spite
of the fact that the canal was officially out of bounds to young children it
did not prevent Gillian rushing down there to search for it. The rumour had
been conveniently spread whilst her mother was at the local shops and the
impatient and hateful Gillian did not await her return. Whilst she was away on
her fruitless search her mother returned from the shops and the boy recovered
and returned the cat, the well fed and satisfied cat, to its home. He had found
it in his garden and no, he did not know where Gillian was but somebody had
said that the cat had been seen by the canal and she might have gone there.
Gillian’s mother frowned a menacing frown and, turning it instantly into a
grateful smile, took the cat from the boy and thanked him profusely. It had all
gone surprisingly well, not unlike the cat’s effortless disposal of the tinned
salmon. That was the only marginal weakness of his plan. His own mother might
notice the absent salmon tin and he had yet to think up a suitable explanation.
He need not have worried. The salmon was
not missed and, more importantly, he had not been seen with his feline prisoner.
And to add to these small satisfactions of his well executed plan he had
achieved his ultimate aim. He had got Gillian into trouble with her mother. Her
frown had spoke volumes. It was much later in the day, whilst musing on the
implications of the depth of that maternal frown, that he discovered that hell
hath no fury like a girl spanked. He was taking a walk to the shops for his
mother when he was stopped on his innocent errand by the unnerving blocking
presence of three ten year
old girls. He liked none of the girls and he liked less what they had to say.
Within five minutes, mixed with prods and pushes to his small person, he learnt
of Gillian’s downfall and her, and their, conviction that he was the cause of
it. Lack of evidence did not deter that conviction. He had brought the cat back
and he had told Gillian’s mother that she had gone to the canal. Gillian had
been spanked and, as they had gone with her on the search, they could have been
in trouble as well. They and she would not forget. After a few more pushes and
prods, accompanied by colourful verbal threats, they let him go. He had
admitted nothing and if slightly unnerved by the threats he was secretly
pleased that the much hated awful Gillian was currently nursing a very sore
bottom. It neatly squared the account raised when that teacher’s cane had
landed on his upturned palms two weeks before. In his innocence he trusted it
would all soon blow over. But ten year old boys do not understand ten year old
girls and Gillian and her friends did not forget. They were determined to get
him into trouble at school again and this time his offence would be so heinous
they would probably lock him up and throw away the key. His plan may have been
clever, its execution perfect, and its outcome pleasing. But it had not
factored in the blind prejudice of girls against ten year old boys. Especially
the one in their street who had returned a cat who, if it could speak, would
have declared it had never been lost.
It is famously said that revenge is a
dish best served cold. If the boy’s small token took place whilst his palms
were still relatively warm, the girls, led by the monstrous Gillian, were
prepared to wait for their opportunity. And wait they did. And when that chance
came, they seized it with vengeful relish. Unlike the boy when assessing the
consequences of any of his retributive actions, the girls took little interest
in the outcome. Providing the boy suffered they would be well satisfied. And
they were satisfied, in the sense that the teacher who warmed his palms
subsequently warmed them again, but they never saw it. They merely took
pleasure in the knowledge that ten year old boys were no match for the
collective deviousness of determined ten year old girls. Their opportunity came
on the first day of the school games. They did not plan it, you could almost
say that it just happened, but led by Gillian they seized and executed the
chance to get even with delicious aplomb.
The first day of the school games were
always very popular and lots of parents and guardians turned up to the playing
field to see the younger children express their prowess in a variety of sports.
Tradition determined that a token sum was extracted from eager and proud adults
as a contribution to school funds. Two boys were allocated to gate one to act
as collectors and two girls were allocated to gate two for the same purpose.
Tickets were issued and the monies collected were placed in a small velvet bag.
At the height of the games Gillian and two of her friends saw that the boy at
the centre of their wrath had been left alone at gate one. Their first thought
was that they could pinch his money. Their second thought, arriving an instant
after the first, was that they could pinch his money and get him into serious
trouble. It didn’t take long to evolve the juvenile plan. Gillian hurried along
to the girls changing rooms. Her friends grabbed the velvet bag and charged off
in the same direction with the boy, unsurprisingly, giving chase. The friends
rushed into the changing rooms pursued by a purposeful boy and handed the bag
to a triumphant, hastily departing, Gillian. They turned to confront the boy,
satisfied in the knowledge that they was surrounded by a very wet and very
naked group of screaming ten year old girls who had recently given their all in
the 4 x 400 metres relay. As the boy turned to escape he saw a formidable and
highly indignant sports mistress and behind her, clutching the velvet
collection bag, a satisfyingly smirking Gillian.
The boy tried to offer some sensible explanation
of his unwelcome presence in the girl’s changing room but, even at ten years
old, he quickly realised that his protestations of innocence were falling on
deaf ears. To the shocked and flushed sports mistress no explanation was
possible, no reason justifiable. A boy in a girls changing room, a room where
those same naked girls were showering, was a crime beyond explanation. He could
plea his case to his form master but, to her sensitive eyes, he was already
condemned. And if his form master, this time, suspected a schoolgirl plot he
could not deflect the insistence of an indignant colleague that the boy should
be caned. For the second time in a few weeks the boy held out his palm and,
fingers closed and thumb outstretched, suffered the painful experience of two
searing strokes. And, as before, the process was quickly repeated on his other
hand. The form master put his cane back in his desk, the sports mistress
expressed herself as reasonably satisfied, and the boy shed the expected tears.
When the first stroke fell he realised he hated Gillian, the Gillian who had
told her schoolmistress that she had saved the velvet money bag when it had
been deserted, when the second stroke fell he hated the girls who had lured him
into the their changing room. And when the third and fourth strokes fell across
his unwilling palm he hated all those naked girls, all sixteen of them, who had
been showering in that room. Without their presence he would not have been
caned. If they had been boys he would not have been caned. But they were girls.
And as much as he hated the pain in his palms he hated girls more.
In one respect he considered himself
very lucky on that fateful sports day. The sports mistress had insisted he be
caned and confronting his form master had loudly proclaimed that his trousers
should be taken down and the punishment issued to his bottom. His form master
had declined such severity. For the sin of entering the girl’s changing room
the boy would be caned but, unconvinced that there was any malicious intent,
the palms of his hands would suffice. The boy listened intently to their short
adult conversation and trembled nervously at the possibility of the ultimate
schoolboy indignity. The three were alone in his form master’s small study and
for a fleeting moment he feared that, for the first time in his young life, he
would be caned on his bottom. And if she had her way he would have to take down
both his trousers and underpants. Mercifully it did not happen and only his
palms felt the burning sting of the cane. But he had come perilously close. It
would have been unfair; he knew that and so, instinctively, did his form
master. But it might have happened and the possibility was sufficient to make a
small boy extremely careful as to his future conduct.
It is, of course, impossible to stay
fearful too long especially when that fear is in regard to something that did
not happen. Within time the boy overcame his caning and the drama that
immediately surrounded its execution. Life has too many distractions when you
are ten years old and it was only when meeting Gillian’s cat or, less welcome,
the girl herself that old sores re-emerged. Contact with Gillian and her
friends was kept to a minimum. Gillian and he may be in the same mixed class
but they were sworn enemies. Their unspoken hostility ensured that they stayed
well apart both during lessons and on the street where they both lived. Theirs
was just one small, insignificant, war that is replicated in its thousands all
over the country. But it was their war, or more to the point it was a war that
Gillian relished. She was far more vindictive than the boy and was the
principal reason why he hated girls, all girls. She took her few opportunities
at school to taunt him and tease him and occasionally, for no other reason than
that she enjoyed it, to issue a secretive push or a sneaky kick. She was very
careful not to be seen and, remembering his canings, the boy was very careful
not to respond. The worst times were on the journey home from school. If he was
with friends the journey was uneventful but sometimes, walking alone he would
be confronted by Gillian and her three friends. On those occasions he did kick
and punch and then, at a greater speed than they could muster, run. Being a boy
had its advantages. It did not spoil his life but he longed for the day when he
would be transferring to a boy’s only school. Girls were nothing but trouble.
Being in such a frame of mind it should not come as a surprise that a week
before the end of the summer term, a week before he would leave a mixed school
forever, he was the centre of a local cause celebre. And the inspiration for a
chaotic and unexpected event on the school’s rickety old bus was Gillian’s well
fed and satisfied cat.
The cat was having one of its regular
early evening rambles and as it passed the boy’s house it stopped to show him
the fruits of a recent one-sided battle. The boy bent down to stroke the cat
and take closer inspection of the item clamped firmly in its jaw. As he did so
the awful Gillian turned the corner and, spying the boy and her beloved cat,
approached both with a mixture of nastiness for one and nurture for the other.
And then, in an instant, her demeanour changed and the boy simultaneously
discovered both her Achilles heel and a new weapon of revenge. He didn’t
realise it at the time but when Gillian departed, screaming and shouting and
begging him to get rid of the offending item, he had gleaned some interesting
information. Gillian loathed mice. Even dead ones. And the one in her cat’s
mouth was undeniably dead. It was some time later that the boy mused on how
she, and her equally awful friends, might react to a live one. Two days later
he purchased a beautiful white mouse from the local pet shop and placed it in a
plastic food box he found in his mother’s kitchen. Being a dutiful and
considerate boy he created a number of breathing holes for the mouse. All he
had to do now was find an opportunity to slip it into Gillian’s school bag
without being seen. That opportunity never arose and to discover what actually
happened and to witness the final act of this drama we need to enter the small
study of the boy’s form master where, a few weeks before, an irate sports
mistress had failed in her desire for the ultimate retribution to a schoolboy
who had affronted her charge’s decency.
The form master had been questioning the
boy for almost half an hour. Gradually he had learnt the truth of the cause of
the crashing of the school bus whilst taking a class of ten year old
schoolgirls to their weekly swimming lesson. Thankfully no one had been
seriously hurt but all, including the harassed driver, had been shaken and
distressed. And the rickety old bus had made its last journey in the services
of educational recreation. The girls had been questioned and it had transpired
that a small plastic box had been found at the back of the bus and on opening
it, ten year old girls are very curious, a small white mouse was discovered
inside. The box was dropped on the floor and the mouse and the girls, or some
of them, ran amok. In the confusion the driver lost control of the bus and
veered into a field before coming to a stop on being introduced to an
inconvenient wooden barn. Subsequent enquiries had revealed that the previous
occupants of the bus, merely an hour before, had been a class of ten year old
boys taking their own weekly swimming lesson. And now one of those boys stood
before him. It had been a simple matter to discover the purchaser of the white
mouse and nervously shuffling his feet in obvious agitation, the culprit
clearly had some explaining to do.
It didn’t do him any good. He tried to
explain that the mouse was intended for Gillian and putting it on the back of
their bus was a last resort. He tried to explain that Gillian had been a thorn
in his side for most of his short life and twice in the last few weeks had
caused him to be caned. He tried to explain that he did not mean any harm and
he was glad that no one had been hurt. But he was only ten years old, almost
eleven, and all he succeeded in doing was convincing his teacher, his form
master, that he hated girls. All of them, not just Gillian. And this teacher,
the expert caner, had twice before scorched his hands and clearly intended to
do it again. Why else had he taken his cane out of its drawer and taken off his
coat. And whilst doing so was saying that the boy gave him no choice. The
possible consequences of the stupid action were unthinkable. The boy needed to
be taught a sharp and serious lesson he would never forget. The boy trembled as
these words came forth but steeled himself for the inevitable and, closing his
eyes, held his right arm out in the familiar manner. But as he stretched out
his arm, fingers close together and thumb separated, he heard words that should
not have been unexpected. Not this time. The time for caning hands had passed.
This time the boy’s bottom would have to suffer. It had recently been spared,
but if leniency was applicable on sports day such mercy could no longer
prevail. This caning would be on his bottom, six strokes, and furthermore it
would be with his trousers around his ankles. So he should prepare himself by
lowering his arm and, after removing his coat, do the same with his trousers.
The boy started to cry. He had thought
himself so grown up when he started wearing trousers to school instead of
shorts. In long trousers he was ready for senior school, ready for that move
away from dreaded girls. He thought back to that day when the angry sports
mistress had said they should be taken down for a caning and, in spite of the
ensuing pain to his hands, was relieved that they had remained on his person.
If they take down your trousers you are no longer grown up. And now he wasn’t
grown up. He was being told to take off his school coat and to take his
trousers down. He couldn’t resist. The teacher had the cane in his hand and
they were in his small study. Just the two of them. And he was only ten, nearly
eleven. And he was an obedient boy. He did as he was told. So with the tears
still flowing he took off his coat and fumbled with the buttons on his
trousers. It took him a little while. His fingers, fingers that would not feel
the sting of a cane, refused to obey his simple instructions. The buttons would
not undo and the trousers would not fall. But one by one, as the teacher
impassively looked on, the buttons released and the trousers opened at the
front and allowed themselves to be pushed down unwilling thighs and legs.
Finally they rested on his ankles and he looked at the teacher, the expert
caner of hands, waiting for further instruction. He knew what he had to do. He
had never been caned on his bottom before but, like all schoolboys in such a
situation, he did not need telling. But being told seemed important. Being told
to bend over and touch your toes or grasp your ankles, to present your bottom,
was an important part of the ritual. The boy may never have been caned on his
bottom before but he knew the rules. All schoolboys do. So he waited, trousers
surrounding his ankles and, on cue, his form master told him to bend over and
hold onto his ankles. The boy did so. It was a strange position, one he had
never been in before. But it did not seem unnatural. It was frightening, it
made him sweat and tremble and induced a sickening fear, but the position
itself held no more discomfort than holding out an outstretched hand. He did
not like it because he had no experience of a cane on his bottom. He knew how
it felt on his hands but pain to his bottom, from any source, was an
undiscovered experience. He did not know what to expect. He stared at the
carpeted floor and waited, conscious only that his small bottom was raised in
the air. And while he waited large rough hands lifted his shirt up his back
and, satisfied that it would remain in place for the duration of the punishment,
turned their attention to the small grey underpants which encased the lower
portions of the boy. After a moment that seemed an age to the boy he took them
down and both the bottom and the boy winced.
The strange and new experience was now
even stranger. The boy felt the teacher’s thumbs inside the waist of his
underpants and involuntary shivered as they were deftly pulled down to his
knees. He sensed the cool air enveloping his small bottom and his even smaller
penis and, as the cold cane tapped impatiently across that bottom, he held his
ankles more firmly and tried to stem his flow of tears. As the cane
concentrated on his bottom he fearfully concentrated on the study carpet. It
could not sting more than the caning of his hands and he had held firm through
that. So he steeled himself for the first stroke of a new experience. For the
first time in his life he was going to be caned on his bottom, his naked
bottom, and the impending prospect of unfamiliar pain both fuelled his tears
and stiffened his wavering resolve. But when it came, slashed across the centre
of his two small cheeks with a savagery he could not have imagined, he screamed
and jumped up rubbing the violated target and pleaded for no more. All internal
preparation dissolved in the violent icy sting across his bending form. As the
single line of fire burned into his naked flesh he promised to be good and
begged for the caning to continue on his hands. His bottom was not ready for
such attention; please cane the hands which he eagerly offered. It did him no good. Tears and pleas fell on
deaf ears. He was made to bend again,
his shirt was lifted again and the cane tapped his bottom for a second time.
The boy sobbed uncontrollably and the form master, the expert caner of hands,
readied himself for the continuation of a necessary lesson. Perhaps the shock
of that first stroke had helped him or maybe his chastiser, fearing he had
struck too hard, eased off on the second of the six marks he intended to give.
But whatever the reason the boy remained in place as his howl of anguish
indicated that, for only the second time in his short life, an unforgiving cane
had fired across his naked bottom. And he remained in place for a further two
strokes, two strokes which cut with venom into the young and gentle flesh of
his small backside. It was only the increasing intensity of the fifth stroke
that made him half rise and scream in agony. A scream which doubled in tearful
anguish as the sixth, most vicious, stroke struck low on his half bending form.
The first five strokes of the cane had lined the centre of his soft and naked
cheeks. The sixth, avoiding the falling shirt, had caught his buttocks much
lower and the now dancing boy sobbed uncontrollably. The fire across the centre
of his bottom was being eclipsed by the stinging burn further down and his
hands, in confused and desperate consternation, rubbed first at one area and
then the other. He had never in his short life suffered so much and it was two
minutes before his hands ceased their rubbing, a further three before he reduced
his sobbing and almost ten minutes after the last stroke of the cane before he
pulled up his trousers. He hardly heard his teacher’s final words about hoping
never having to do this again. He was only conscious of a throbbing bottom and
trousers that refused to button up, mocking his fumbling preparation for their
earlier removal, and the involuntary sobbing and tears that refused to
completely stop.
The boy remained in a subdued state for
a couple of days. The caning of his bottom, bent over with everything down, was
not something he was eager to share. A number of people suspected that he had
suffered the ultimate indignity but he had no intention of enlightening them.
Even his mother remained in ignorance. There was only one attentive listener to
whom he poured out all the embarrassing and painful details. And he would never
tell. Gillian’s cat would merely listen and, as if on cue, make suitable and
conciliatory sounds of sympathy. But that was hardly to be unexpected. He much preferred
the boy’s company to the awful Gillian. After all the boy plied him with tinned
salmon whereas she only gave him painful and constricting hugs. He didn’t particularly
like girls. And the boy gently stroking the cat’s fur and, occasionally, doing
the same to his own sensitive bottom clearly didn’t care for them either. In
the league table of life, specially compiled by boys of a certain age, hated
and awful girls were a long way behind cats.
Alfred Roy (2008)
To Come: Taking Care (F/M) / The Nieces Party (F/f) / The New Boy's Clinic (F/m)